So today was kind of uneventful, we slept in, missed breakfast (of course) and then made our way to LA for our flight to Chicago, We were so gee'd up when we were coming in to land in chicago cos all we could see was snow everywhere! it was so exciting! fucking freezing tho!
anyway, we go to check into our hostel and i swear to god we've stumbled across some hillsong/churchie/nerd hostel!we go up to our room to drop our bags off and everyone is asleep..at 10pm and then when we put on the bathroom light so we can get a bit of a shadow to be able to see where we're going, all the bitches start huffing and puffing at us. oh waa waa bitches! don't start, or i'll huff and i'll puff and i'll blow you away bitches hahahahah!
we cant sleep, so we stay awake till 4am watching tv in the common room – side note : america has freaking awesome tv programming) and then finally go to bed to try and get some sleep. (oh and i fell off the couch at some point too. pretty funny)
But of course the nanna's who went to bed at like 6pm the night before are up and at em at 5.30am slamming around the room, switching lights on, using hairdryers and slamming locker doors. Just as i'm about to skitz it, throw a tanty and scream out “SHUT UP MOLES” i'm momentarily stunned into silence because out comes some cracky latino chick walking around topless and with only a towel around her fan fan ...fresh from the shower, then she chucks a shirt on, drops her towel..and well hello – lets all welcome fanny to the party. and up to then i was a little stunned but at the same time i was like meh...until....she pulls out sanitary pads from her bag and starts sticking them to her underwear. um bitch please, don't make me regurgitate the breakfast i would have had yesterday if i hadn't slept in.
until next time,
ange
xo
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